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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Dec 3, 2013 14:24:05 GMT -8
Wales,
Yeah you're probably right, or well at least his sense of humor has warped in a different direction. Yeah he does. Personally I just like calling him old different ways and seeing how he tries to disprove the claim. I mean yea he's not the oldest out there, but that doesn't make him not old.
I'm hoping for the same but given these are the same people who look at a bunch of angry women and pass a bill they hate involving woman's rights anyway... and with other groups and shit... sad to say I'm not always that hopefully for what they're going to do even if I try to support them because ya'know they're my politicians.
Thanks! It's really nice and it's warm too. I've been a bit chilly so I've got it on right now. You have some seriously awesome sheep and knitting skills. I tried knitting once... uh... let's just say it ended badly.
-America
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Post by Dylan Adda Kirkland on Dec 3, 2013 14:31:45 GMT -8
America,
Scotland dropped him on his head a lot as a baby, I mean a lot. I'm still trying figure out if they were all accidents or if he did it on purpose. If he wants to act like an old man he should expect to be called one.
Politicians, everybody loves to hate them and they usually have a good reason to.
Your welcome. And thank you. You just have to treat your animals like your family or even better than your family if you want good quality. It just takes practice. If you want I can teach you.
You should come over for christmas. Its fun. Lots of drinks, fighting, and chaos. Plus Arthur gets pranked by all of us to start the new year off.
Wales
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Dec 3, 2013 14:40:23 GMT -8
Wales,
Duuuuuuudee... that probably explains some of it. His brain just got all formed weird because of Scots... Yeah but he doesn't see it that way. Pft. Figures. he's such an old fart sometimes
Yep I think you just about summed it up there. Seriously there's some weird shit sometimes. There's this one my bro matty has that the best favor the guy could do for himself is shut the fuck up and go away. Comedians are loving him to mock 'though so there is that.
That sounds like a really good idea. I don't tend to get to take care of animal's a lot but I like to spoil the pres's dog rotten when I'm at the whitehouse. I don't know. I managed to get tangled in the yarn somehow...
I guess I cam make a stop by... the kids can probably manage to not kill each other for a day or so and I don't really have anywhere else to be. I'll just make sure to where protective clothing in case the fights get out of hand.
-America
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Post by Dylan Adda Kirkland on Dec 3, 2013 14:47:59 GMT -8
America,
The only other thing I can think of is that garbage he calls food has slowly poisoned his brain.
Trust me I understand. I'm involved in two governments. Well at least the Canadiams get something out of it.
My sheep do not get spoiled. That's bad for them. I think you may have tried to start with too much yarn.
The fights aren't too bad, the worst thing that happened was Arthur and Ireland tried to curse each other, making the kitchen on fire.
Wales
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Dec 3, 2013 15:00:42 GMT -8
Wales,
It's not that bad... well... not always... sometimes... okay I may have learned how to eat without tasting a little bit because of him...
Yeah I guess you would with that. I hope they've been treating you alright? And yeah at least they get that. and i think his approval rating is still higher than my president's
Is it really that bad to spoil animals a little bit 'though? I mean it's not like it's every day or anything just once every few months... You could be right, but I didn't know how much to use.
Ah alright. Good to know. Maybe I'll see about bringing baking soda and a fire extinguisher instead. Either that or some popcorn and beer to sit back and enjoy the show.
-America
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Post by Dylan Adda Kirkland on Dec 3, 2013 15:09:35 GMT -8
America,
To survive I suppose you would have to. When India was an English colony, he taught me how to cook.
Nothing too bad. That's not good for your country.
Maybe if it was only one or two animals, I have decent sized flock and it gets expensive.
The popcorn and beer would be more appreciated England got extremely fancy sprinkler system after last time.
Wales
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Dec 3, 2013 15:37:10 GMT -8
Wales,
Yeah. I never realy had the heart to tell him about it either... That seems pretty interesting. What're you're food like anyway? I can't remember.
Alright.
Yeah I guess I can see the point there. Well so long as they get the care they need I suppose it's good.
Alright then. I'll make sure I bring the popcorn and beer then. Just don't tell England why.
-America
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Post by Dylan Adda Kirkland on Dec 3, 2013 15:45:49 GMT -8
America,
Much better than Arthur's. Its a lot of lamb, chicken, and vegetable. I make a mean chicken tikka masala.
How are your kids?
I don't take any shortcuts with my flock, they are allowed to roam, they only eat organic food and I have the best vet on call if I'm not enough to help them.
No worries on that. How often do you think I talk to Arthur?
Dylan
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Dec 3, 2013 15:58:54 GMT -8
Dylan,
Sounds pretty good actually. I'm gonna have to stop by your house at some point and mooch some food.
They've been pretty good. About the usual amount of trouble. There's been some legalization of Marijuana which makes me a little worried, but I'm coping.
Wow. Sounds like those are definitely some well cared for sheep. They're lucky to have you.
Ah true, didn't think of it that way. I'd assume it's only when you have to to be polite?
-Alfred
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Post by Dylan Adda Kirkland on Dec 3, 2013 16:07:14 GMT -8
Alfred,
I dont mind if you do. You're always welcome.
That would be worrisome. You just need to trust in them.
Thank you! Since my mining indrustry was pretty much closed, these sheep and some other small are all that are keeping my country afloat.
I don't think I'm ever truly polite to him, unless being sarcastic counts. Now the Queen and Parliament are forcing him to write me. We have nothing in common and its only a matter of time til one of us loses our tempers.
Dylan
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Dec 3, 2013 16:16:36 GMT -8
Dylan,
Alright. I'll try and at least drop a message before I get on a plane to visit.
I know and I'm trying hard to. So far it looks like they've been being responsible and I'm glad for that. Most of the time they're responsible, but they're my kids so it's easy to forget they're pretty grown up now sometimes... god I'm probably as bad as the old man with that sometimes... someone help me I don't want to turn into him!
You're welcome. That sounds pretty rough, so I hope that things with the animals goes really well. It's not fun when you're in a tight spot financially...
Sarcasm is sortof polite sometimes. Especially if he doesn't realize you're being sarcastic. Well usually the old man tries to be polite to be the "better man" or something so maybe you'll manage not to get into a fight for a bit at least? I hope that much for you man.
-Alfred
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Post by Dylan Adda Kirkland on Dec 3, 2013 16:36:52 GMT -8
Alfred,
That's good. Sometimes I lose track of time doing things andit takes me a while to get back.
The difference between you and Arthur is you actually care about your kids. Arthur tends to ignore his family until he needs them.
I've been through worst and I came out fine so don't worry about me.
Sometimes he gets it, sometimes he doesn't. Yeah well his politeness irritates me. I'll probably just keep my letters short and to the point with him.
Dylan
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Dec 3, 2013 16:48:56 GMT -8
Dylan,
Yeah I can understand that. Same thing happens to me sometimes.
Oh... I hadn't thought about it like that... I guess you're right. Well actually you know him better than I do really at this point. And you're right. I really do care about all of them. Even when they're being little brats to me.
I'll try not to, but when I do worry sometimes. I'm not always being an airheaded dork.
Well then at least sometimes he might think you're being polite! Ah geeze I guess that really must make it hard to talk sometimes. that sounds like a good plan.
-Alfred
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Post by Dylan Adda Kirkland on Dec 3, 2013 16:58:45 GMT -8
Alfred,
My favorite thing to do is get lost in the mountains.
I've been stuck with Arthur for about 800 give or take a few so I would hope I would know him by now. I think that's how a parent should be.
I've never thought of you that you were. Anyone who could kick Arthur's arse at the height of his power can't be as airheaded as people seem to think you are.
Its the only plan I have that wnt get me into trouble.
Dylan
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Dec 3, 2013 17:04:44 GMT -8
Dylan,
Ha, reminds me of some of my kids. I tend to stay closer to the cities because they need me around too much.
Geeze... that's really a long time to have to put up with him. I've had less than that and he can be trying on the nerves... Although he does seem to be trying lately to be better... Thanks Dylan. You might not get it but hearing that actually means a lot to me.
eh he he he... A lot of people wouldn't believe you about that. Although really that's good for me a lot of the time. They don't bother me, I don't bother them, I get to hear things they think I can't understand. It's fun.
Well you can always chat with me if you need to vent to someone to not wind up getting in trouble.
-Alfred
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