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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Sept 19, 2013 12:04:03 GMT -8
Al, What do you mean, "do you have any pancake mix left"? Of course I have pancake mix! ...unless you came by when I wasn't home and took it all, in which case you and I need to meet on the ice soon, eh. ... After checking my kitchen, I find that my pancake mix is still here, so yes, I definitely have pancake mix. If you want some pancakes, come on up. Mattie Mattie, I MEAN THAT I AM STARVING AND I AM ON MY WAY AND WISH TO CONSUME GLORIOUS PANCAKES. I haven't been by e and stolen anything lately.... EXCELLENT! I SHALL ARRIVE SHORTLY FOR THE GLORIOUS PANCAKES AND MAPLE SYRUP. -Al
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Post by Matthew Williams on Sept 19, 2013 12:08:52 GMT -8
*there's a slight imprint on the page from Mattie putting his head down on his desk and laughing his ass off*
Al,
You're such a goof, eh. They'll be ready when you get here.
...hopefully my boss will stop looking at me like I've lost my mind by tomorrow...
Mattie
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Sept 19, 2013 12:16:41 GMT -8
Mattie,
PANCAKES! PANCAKES PANCAKES PANCAKES PANCAKES! YES! THANK YOU!
I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BEST BROTHER EVER AND PANCAKES
-HERO BOY
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Post by Matthew Williams on Sept 19, 2013 12:18:32 GMT -8
Al,
...nope, boss is going to keep looking at me like I've lost it for a loooong time. Stop making me laugh so much when I'm at work, eh!
Mattie
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Sept 19, 2013 12:23:59 GMT -8
Mattie,
but but but but Maaaaaaaaaatttttyyyyyyy. THERE ARE PANCAKES AND YOU ARE AN AWESOME BRO AND FUCKING HELL DUDE YOU DESERVE TO LAUGH ALL YOU WANT.
SCREW THE MAN! DO WHAT YOU WANT. LAUGH IF YOU WANT TO AND LEAVE YOUR BUREAUCRATS BEHIND. BECAUSE THEY DON'T LAUGH AND FUCKIT DUDE IF THEY DON'T LAUGH THEY AIN'T NO FRIENDS OF NORTHERN AMERICANS.
-YO! HERO OUT!
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Post by Matthew Williams on Sept 19, 2013 12:26:46 GMT -8
Al,
I had to show him the last few letters from you so that he would understand and stop looking at me that way. Now he feels bad for me, eh, but he got a good laugh from it too.
Mattie
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Sept 19, 2013 12:30:26 GMT -8
MATTY,
MATTY I AM GOING TO MOONWALK INTO YOUR OFFICE AND KIDNAP YOU NOW I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
AND WE ARE GOING TO YOUR HOUSE AND YOU AND I AND THE BEAR ARE GOING TO CONSUME GLORIOUS PANCAKES UNTIL WE CAN EAT NOTHING ELSE WITHOUT BAD BAD THINGS HAPPENING.
-ALFRAIDO
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2013 15:58:20 GMT -8
Dear Matthew,
That's good to hear, I can understand that your brother can be quite handful at times. As for my myself, I'm doing fine thank you, Primarily dealing with more political and economic issues that we as nations have to deal with. Not really much outside of that though.
Though I will admit, it has been a while since I've had some of your delicious syrup and pancakes. Would it be a bother to ask you to make me a batch if I ever visit sometime in the future?
Sincerely,
The United Kingdom Of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Arthur Kirkland.
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Post by Matthew Williams on Sept 26, 2013 10:40:59 GMT -8
Arthur,
I-I'm glad you're doing well, eh.
O-oh, speaking of Al being a handful and pancakes, Al came over to visit and have some. He came to get me from work and...well...he may have left my boss with the impression that he isn't quite right in the head, eh...either that or my boss finally understands why I said that Al is very ADHD at times.... I-it w-wouldn't be a bother at all, eh! I w-would be happy to make you some if you visit.
Matthew
((Well, at least this time it's happy stuttering instead of totally stunned stuttering... There was almost a comment about not having had Arthur's scones for a while, but Mattie can't find a way to sort-of-but-not-quite compliment Arthur's cooking that won't lead to him having to actually eat some of the toxic stuff, so he's staying silent))
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Post by Matthew Williams on Sept 26, 2013 10:45:25 GMT -8
Al,
I think my boss finally understands why I told him you're kind of ADHD at times, eh. But it was fun to watch as you came into my office.
Next time I'll come visit you, eh?
Mattie
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Sept 27, 2013 13:19:30 GMT -8
Mattie,
heh... eh heh... heh... yeaaaaaa.... sorry about that bro. It was good to see you 'though.
Sure.
-Al
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2013 13:43:56 GMT -8
Dear Matthew,
Haha, typical Alfred. Very intriguing story indeed. I wish I had the same luck as you in the sense of having other nations asking me for my cuisine. But really, as long as I'm not bothering you--I would really enjoy a batch, your pancakes are the best I've ever had.
Also, how's that pet bear of your's doing? He is a real bear right and not a stuffed animal, yes?
Sincerely,
The United Kingdom Of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Arthur Kirkland.
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Post by Matthew Williams on Oct 28, 2013 8:34:24 GMT -8
Al,
My turn to drop in on your place, eh! I need to take a break. Movie marathon tonight?
Mattie
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Post by Matthew Williams on Oct 28, 2013 8:54:00 GMT -8
Arthur,
It wouldn't be a bother at all, eh! I would be glad to. I'm planning on spending the next week at Alfred's, but after that just let me know you're coming.
Of course he's a real bear! He's been doing well. There was some trouble when he got confetti in his fur after getting himself covered in syrup, but once I was able to wash him it was fine. I don't remember, do you have any pets? If you do, how are they doing?
Matthew
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Oct 29, 2013 17:18:26 GMT -8
Al, My turn to drop in on your place, eh! I need to take a break. Movie marathon tonight? Mattie Mattie, YO~! THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. COME OVER LIKE ASAP. Seriously dude I've been waiting for Movie Marathon Night. -Al
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