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Post by Matthew Williams on Aug 13, 2013 10:04:15 GMT -8
B-bonjour everyone,
I-I'm Canada, eh, the one who looks like America? A-anyway, I'm t-trying to get noticed more, so I'm writing these letters. I-if you write, I promise to write back!
- Canada
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Aug 13, 2013 10:11:59 GMT -8
MATTY!
MATTY MATTY MATTY MATTY MATTY! YOU ARE LETTERING. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.
-AL
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Post by Matthew Williams on Aug 13, 2013 10:21:24 GMT -8
Al,
Calm down, eh. We've been writing each other forever, and I told you I was going to open up my mailbox to the world! N-no need to get so excited, eh. I-it's not th-that special, e-eh...
Eh...I've been hearing about the floods and fires, how are you doing? Really doing, not your Hero bit.
Mattie
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Aug 13, 2013 10:25:34 GMT -8
Matty,
Dude this is totally a big thing I know how nervous it makes you. Now let me smother you in North American pride and maple leave confetti that I stuffed this envelope with because you have no choice but to accept it.
Hey the hero bit is how I'm doing a bit bro. You know I couldn't be me without it. But eh... Been okay we're working on it and we do what we can. Just got the usual aches on the old burn-scar and my ankles been a bit killer you know? Really it's alright though. Kay bro?
-Al
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Post by Matthew Williams on Aug 13, 2013 10:35:57 GMT -8
Al,
...Kuma ripped the letter open before I got to it, he's covered in the confetti now. I'd send you a picture, but he's hiding somewhere trying to get it all off.
It's good to hear that you're doing well despite everything. And I'm your big brother, so I have to worry about you, eh.
A-are we going to try and start that paintball tournament with the other nations? It would be nice to have more of a challenge than just each other, eh.
Mattie
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Aug 13, 2013 10:41:09 GMT -8
Matty,
Awwww maaaaaan. That's gotta be cute. It wasn't sticky or nothin so a good brushing should get it out of his fun.
I know I know. And I'm your little bro so I gotta worry about you too and shit you know? So how have you been anyway? Things alright there up in the wild northerns?
UH.... DUH! 'Course we are. We just gotta make sure we get some invites out to them sometime. Ya'know. Yeah and we could work together to snipe 'em all.
-Al
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Post by Matthew Williams on Aug 13, 2013 10:58:28 GMT -8
Al,
He had gotten syrup in his fur just before he ripped it open, so it's going to take a lot more than a brushing...once he stops hiding.
I've been good, eh. I think I'm going to start getting many refugees from Russia, those homosexuals who want asylum from the new laws there. I've had a couple show up already.
Oui~ it will be full malade!
Mattie
((full malade - awesome And that bit about Russians is true, went and looked up Canadian National News))
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Aug 13, 2013 11:16:14 GMT -8
Mattie,
Ouch... You gotta keep an eye on him huh? Well a warm bath should do it I suppose. Poor little guy.
Glad you've been good bro. Ah geeze... I can understand why. Russia's such a meaniepants about it. I hope they manage to get out and to somewhere safe.
It totally totally will be! Hey that should be our team name! Full Malade Heros!
-Al
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Post by Matthew Williams on Sept 9, 2013 10:51:57 GMT -8
Al,
It took a few tries but I did get it all out of his fur.
I'll keep them safe if they make it here, eh.
Oui, absolument! It will warn everyone that we are the best team there is.
Mattie
((He's got this huge grin on his face eagerly anticipating when he and Al can do this...though when they meet up with all the nations before and after he'll still be all shy, it's hysterical))
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Sept 9, 2013 12:44:38 GMT -8
Mattie,
Yo bro that's good. I'm really glad you didn't have to shave him or somethin' 'cause that would have made him really upset I'd think.
I know you will. I just hope that they make it there.
YEAH~! WE ARE THE AWESOME NORTH AMERICAS BRO! We're gonna kick ass and we aren't even going to bother taking names!
-Al
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Post by Matthew Williams on Sept 12, 2013 10:09:03 GMT -8
Al,
I've had to shave him before because of things he's gotten into, Even with a sweater and blankets a cold Polar Bear is not a happy one, eh. I mostly left him alone until his fur grew back, only giving him something to stop the itch when his fur first started to grow back so that he wouldn't hurt himself scratching.
Me too, frère, me too.
Oui~! We don't need to take names because we already know them, eh?
Mattie
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Sept 12, 2013 12:04:19 GMT -8
Mattie,
Awww. Poor thing I can only imagine... You're such a good friend to him bro. I'm sure he appreciated it all.
Well DUH! Yeah that's how it goes man.
Oh also dude... do you have some pancake mix left..?
-Al
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2013 11:28:38 GMT -8
Dear Matthew,
Hello there, I figured to write to you to check up on you since your independence and such. How have you been, since you have to deal with Alfred on a consistent basis, I can imagine your getting by just fine.
Sincerely,
The United Kingdom Of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Arthur Kirkland.
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Post by Matthew Williams on Sept 17, 2013 10:59:30 GMT -8
Al,
What do you mean, "do you have any pancake mix left"? Of course I have pancake mix! ...unless you came by when I wasn't home and took it all, in which case you and I need to meet on the ice soon, eh.
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After checking my kitchen, I find that my pancake mix is still here, so yes, I definitely have pancake mix. If you want some pancakes, come on up.
Mattie
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Post by Matthew Williams on Sept 17, 2013 11:03:37 GMT -8
O-oh, h-hello Arthur,
I-I'm doing well, eh. A-alfred hasn't been bothering me, w-we're g-getting along r-really w-well right n-now.
H-how have you b-been?
Matthew
((He's wide eyed and "E-eh? S-someone other th-than Alfred has n-noticed me?" right now. Hopefully he'll stutter less in his next letter))
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